Tinker to Evers to Chance

 These are the saddest of possible words:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."
Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,
Tinker and Evers and Chance.
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,
Making a Giant hit into a double–
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:
"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

-Franklin Pierce Adams

For such an immortal double-play trio, their defensive ratings leave a lot to be desired. I know field conditions led to a lot of unfortunate errors, but the bot is unforgiving to this Hall of Fame combo. For reference, Your typical perfect middle infielder would have +5 defense while a 1st baseman will offer +1.

Tinker-to-Evers-to Chance would fail to catch on in todays Showdown rule set.

Also fun to point out that the dead ball era is real for these guys, with none of them capable of a natural d20 homer result. Babe Ruth wasn't a thing yet in 1908 (the last World Series these guys won together).